Anyway, I went on to the less angsty stuff:
Here's the false front.
I decided at the last second to change hat plans, and go for something along the lines of some sort of combination of these, (only with a poufy cloth top)
Here's the hat all trussed up for shaping.....(It's 102 degrees outside, so I'm hoping it won't take too long for it to dry and I can get going on the rest of it.
I went round to every craft store I could think of to try to find another straw hat for a backup in case I ruin the ONE I have. (Seriously, I used to have at least five!! Where did they all go?!)
I found some pretty awesome feathers, tho...